2003 GHOUL POOL
ENTRANT # 1
Lady Bird Johnson, goddess of clean highways
Not lookin' too good Johnny Cash
Cancer-riddled Warren Zevon
Outlook poor this quarter for: Economist John Kenneth Galbraith
Lucia dos Santos (Carmelite nun who witnessed miracle of Fatima)
Maria von Trapp, just because
Max Schmeling, may have defeated Joe Louis but he can't beat the Big Guy forever
347-year-old fitness expert Jack LaLanne
Very old director Leni Riefenstahl
Mitch Miller ... will we have to pry baton from his cold, dead hand?
Phoenix Memorial: Freddie Prinz Jr.
ENTRANT # 2
Under 30: Prince Harry (in lieu of a Kennedy)
ENTRANT # 3
RIVER PHOENIX UNDER THIRTY: Christina Aguilera
Entrant # 4
George Bush SR.
George Bush JR
The "Dude, you're gettin' a Dell" dude is my River Phoenix nominee.
Entrant # 5
Katherine Hepburn (because I need some kind of fraction of a point dammit)
Anna Nicole Smith
ani di franco- under 30
Entrant # 6
UNDER-30: The fat kid from ED, the one who had his stomach stapled back in September or whatever.