2003 GHOUL POOL



ENTRANT # 1

ENTRANT # 1

Lady Bird Johnson, goddess of clean highways

Not lookin' too good Johnny Cash

Cancer-riddled Warren Zevon

Outlook poor this quarter for: Economist John Kenneth Galbraith

Lucia dos Santos (Carmelite nun who witnessed miracle of Fatima)

Maria von Trapp, just because

Max Schmeling, may have defeated Joe Louis but he can't beat the Big Guy forever

347-year-old fitness expert Jack LaLanne

Very old director Leni Riefenstahl

Mitch Miller ... will we have to pry baton from his cold, dead hand?

Phoenix Memorial: Freddie Prinz Jr.

ENTRANT # 2

Bob Hope

Mickey Rooney

Sharon Osborne

Kirk Douglas

Charles Bronson

Roger Ebert

Andy Griffith

Hamid Karzai

Johnny Carson

Billy Graham

Under 30: Prince Harry (in lieu of a Kennedy)

ENTRANT # 3

Robert Altman

Ernest Borgnine

Betty Ford

Saul Bellow

Cardinal Law

Russ Meyer

Ray Bradbury

Fred Pohl

Helen Thomas

Arthur Miller

 

RIVER PHOENIX UNDER THIRTY: Christina Aguilera

Entrant # 4

George Bush SR.

George Bush JR

Dick Cheney

Donald Rumsfeld

John Ashcroft

Ronald Reagan

Saddam Hussein

Ariel Sharon

Benjamin Netinyahou

Yassir Arafat

The "Dude, you're gettin' a Dell" dude is my River Phoenix nominee.

Entrant # 5

Bob Hope

John Goodman

Michael Fox

Katherine Hepburn (because I need some kind of fraction of a point dammit)

Anna Nicole Smith

Nick Nolte

Sharon Osbourne

Fidel Castro

The pope

Walter Cronkite

ani di franco- under 30

 

Entrant # 6

Warren Zevon

Bob Hope

Robert Blake

Joey Bishop

Kevin McCarthy

Gregory Peck

James Garner

Strom Thurmond

Ann Miller

Lawrence Ferlinghetti

UNDER-30: The fat kid from ED, the one who had his stomach stapled back in September or whatever.