GHOUL POOL 2005
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JUDGE CRATER
ENTRANT # 1)
Lady Bird Johnson
John Kenneth Galbraith
Sonny von Bulow
Max Schmeling
Mitch Miller
Rosa Parks
Pat Summerall
Gerald Ford
Robert MacNamara
Jack LaLanne
UNDER THIRTY: Britney Spears
THE OLD WAR WHORES
ENTRANT # 2
George Bush Sr.
George Bush Jr.
Dick Cheney
Donald Rumsfeld
John Ashcroft
Alberto Gonzolez
Saddam Hussein
Ariel Sharon
Benjamen Netinyahou
Walden O’Dell
UNDER THIRTY: Paris Hilton
Loki's Great Hammer of War
(ENTRANT # 3)
Dick Clark
Eddie Albert
Harry Morgan
Joey Bishop
Ernest Borgnine
Kirk Douglas
Glenn Ford
John Mills
Elizabeth Taylor
Lady Bird Johnson
UNDER THIRTY: Li’l Kim
ENTRANT NUMBER NINE
(ENTRANT # 4)
Patsy Ramsey—still a lying bitch.
Annette Funicello—last time I saw her it was not good.
Don Knotts—skin and bones.
Phyllis Diller—skin.
Richard Pryor —haven’t seen him in a while.
Mickey Rooney—round as he is tall.
Sid Caesar—saw him and he was strangely, weirdly alive.
Joey Bishop—not sure if he’s dead yet or not.
Lady Bird Johnson—still has pretty good cleavage.
Walter Cronkite—everybody thought he was already gone.
UNDER THIRTY: McCauley Culkin
THE MONGOOSE OF DEATH
( (ENTRANT # 5)
Rosa Parks
Gloria Stuart
Gerald Ford
Robert Byrd
Kirk Douglas
Margaret Truman
Joan Fontaine
Jack Lalanne
Jocelyn Brando
Ray Bradbury
UNDER THIRTY: Edward Furlong
Ernst Stavro Blofeld
(ENTRANT # 6)
Osama Bin Ladin
Sadaam Hussein
Mickey Rooney
"Chemical Ali"
George Clooney
Tom Cruise
Donald Trump
Bill Gates
Al Pacino
Francis Ford Coppola
UNDER THIRTY: Britney Spears
GHOULIO
(ENTRANT # 7)
Stephen Hawking
Iyad Allawai
Michael Jackson
Scott Weiland
Jerry Lewis
Jeff Gordon
William Rehnquist
Dick Clark
Estelle Getty
Vern Troyer (Mini-me)
UNDER THIRTY: Mary-Kate Olsen
I'm SPECIAL
( ENTRANT # 8 )
Billy Graham
The Pope
Gerald Ford
Art Linkletter
Margaret Thatcher
Brendan Byrne
Boris Yeltson
Walter Cronkite
Louise Rainer
William Rehnquist
UNDER THIRTY: Lindsay Lohan
GHOUL-Y GIRL
(ENTRANT # 9)
Ingmar Bergman
Kirk Douglas
Mohammed Ali
Elizabeth Taylor
Mickey Rooney
Liza Minnelli
Omar Sharif
Eli Wallach
Doris Day
Arthur Miller
UNDER THIRTY: 50cent AKA Curtis Jackson (or Curtis Jackson AKA 50cent)
THE SUPREME REALITY
(ENTRANT # 10)
Osama Bin Ladin
Bill Clinton
Gerald Ford
Billy Graham
Professor Stephen Hawking
Pope John Paul II
Lady Bird Johnson
B B King
Abu Musab ar-Zarkawi
Chief Justice William Rehnquist
UNDER THIRTY: Paris Hilton
THOR THUMB
(ENTRANT # 11)
Art Linkletter
Eddie Albert
Harry Morgan
Kitty Carlsie Hart
Gloria Stuart
Kirk Douglas
June Havoc
Frankie Laine
June Foray
Tony Martin
UNDER THIRTY: Dakota Fanning
SLEEPS WITH FISHSTICKS
(ENTRANT # 12)
Darren McGavin
Phyllis A. Whitney
Michael Gough
Fayard Nicholas
Louise Rainer
Vincent Sherman
Leon "General Burkhalter" Askin
Bruce Bennett (AKA "Herman Brix" AKA "Tarzan")
Argentina Brunetti (Mrs. Martin from ‘It’s a Wonderful Life.’)
Jane Wyatt
UNDER THIRTY: Li’l Bow Wow
VAMPIRA
(ENTRANT # 13)
Ryan O’Neal
Lady Bird Johnson
John DeLorean
Casper Weinberger
Elizabeth Taylor
Frankie Laine
Max Schmeling
Yogi Berra
Mitch Miller
Charles Manson
UNDER THIRTY: Mary-Kate Olsen
CARDINAL FANG
(ENTRANT # 14)
Robert Altman
Ernest Borgnine
Betty Ford
Saul Bellow
Cardinal Law
Helen Thomas
Fred Pohl
B.K.S. Iyengar
C. Everett Coop
Jack Chick
UNDER THIRTY: Christina Aguilera
CONAR THE DESTROYER
(ENTRANT # 15)
Lady Bird Johnson
Justice Rehnquist
Former New Mexico Governor Bruce King-- he stopped by McDonald's for a cheeseburger on the way home from his heart bypass
Billy Graham
Sir Edmund Hillary
Fidel Castro
Gerald Ford
Richard Roundtree
Iyad Allawi
Sir Ian Holm
UNDER THIRTY: Mary-Kate Olsen . Boy, nobody thinks she's gonna make it.