GHOUL POOL 2010
Names in bold face
are on multiple lists. For easy reference, the entrant numbers of those lists will
be found after the name (in parenthesis, and in a purple font).
Names of the * cough *
deceased will appear in a bold red font.
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Ghoul Pool 2009
Final Standings
Ghoul
Pool 2008 Final Standings
Ghoul
Pool 2007 Final Standings
Summit
Police Chief Randall Disher
Entrant 1
Amy winehouse 2014
1. Kim
Jong-il (1, 3)
2. Elizabeth
Taylor (1, 16)
3. Fidel
Castro (1, 16)
4. Ronnie
Biggs (1, 3)
5. Abe Vigoda
6. Betty
Ford (1, 13)
7. Andy
Rooney (1, 14)
8. Dick Cheney
9. David Hasselhoff
10. Courtney
Love (1, 7, 17)
River
Lindsay
Lohan (1, 17, 18)
Entrant 2
JUDGE CRATER
36 POINTS
1. Composer Elliott Carter Jr. -- won
Pulitizer for music in 1833.
2. Lena Horne(9 points)
3. Ernie Harwell (9 points)
4. Geir Haarde, former prime minister of
5. Bhumibol Adulyadej, King of
6. Nelson Mandela
7. Rita Levi-Montalcini, Nobel
Prize for longevity (2, 13)
8. Meinhardt Raab (18 points)
9. David Rockefeller -- 86 Rock
10. Lindy Boggs, mother of CokieHead
River
Kevin Pearce, comatose snowboarder
Entrant 3
MRS. ESTES KEFAUVER
18 POINTS
1. Steve
Jobs—system failure (3, 12)
2. Matty (the Horse) Iannello, alleged mobster
3. Ronnie Biggs, Awesome Great Train Robber (1, 3)
4. "Granny
5. Sherwood Schwartz - No longer "Here
on Gilligan's Isle"
6.
7. Eli Wallach - starred in "
8. Irwin Corey, professor
9. Milton Babbitt, Stone Age composer
10. Kim Jong Il (1, 3)
River
Sierra Cooper, 21 y.o.
who held fund-raiser for her own funeral.
Entrant 4
ROUGH, JUST THE WAY YOUR MOTHER LIKES IT, TREBECK!
27 POINTS
1. Farley Granger
2. Gloria Stuart(9 points)
3. senile former isreali
prime minister yitzhak shamir
4. William B. Saxbe(18 points)
5. olivia’s evil sister
joan fontaine
6. michael bloomberg’s
mom charlotte bloomberg
7. subject of maria
shriver’s book ‘what’s happening to grandpa?’ sargent shriver
8. mediocre author
4. Bob Feller(18 points)
10. Patricia Hitchcock
River
ryan’s drug-addled son
Entrant 5
“the usher of the crypt”
54 POINTS
1.
OLIVIA DE HAVILLAND: the wind’s blowin’ but she still ain’t goin’
– Go figure.
2. Hon. Arthur Link (18 points)
3. Art Linkletter(9 points)
4.
ACE PARKER, NFL Hall-of-Famer.
5. LT. JOHN WM. FINN, USN (Retired), (18 points)
6.
TONY MALINOSKY,
7.
THOMAS HOYT “SLIM” BRYANT,
outlived all his Wildcats.
2. . MARIA SEMYONOVA (9 points)
9.
YUTAKA KATAYAMA, “Mr. K,” Nissan’s 1st
Prez.
10.
IDA CROWE POLLOCK, a/k/a Susan Barrie,
a/k/a Pamela Kent, a/k/a Averil Ives, a/k/a Anita Charles, a/k/a Barbara Rowan,
a/k/a Jane Beaufort, a/k/a Rose Burghley, a/k/a Mary Whistler a/k/a Marguerite
Bell. Has written their last Romance
Novel.
River
JACK OSBOURNE: I’m still counting on you to do something
stupid, Jack.
Entrant 6
The Mominator
1. Kim Kardashian
2. Khloe Kardashian Odom
3. Kourtney Kardashian
4. Robert Kardashian
5. Kris Kardashian Jenner
6. Bruce Jenner
7. Kendall Jenner
8. Kylie Jenner
9. Lamar
Odom ( Mr. Khloe Kardashian
)
10. Scott
Disick ( Mr.
Kourtney Kardashoian )
River Phoenix Memorial award:
Mason Dash Disick
Entrant 7
The Remains of the Ghoul
27 POINTS
1. Courtney
Love (1, 7, 17)
2. Dave Brubeck
3. Carl Reiner
4. Kirstie Alley
5. Dame Maggie Smith
6. Mel Brooks
7. Larry Hagman
8. John Forsythe (18 points)
9. Steven
Tyler (7, 17)
10. Marina Semyonova(9 points)
River
Allegra Beck Versace
Entrant 8
Malice aforethought
18 POINTS
1. Boy George—because
2. Peter Graves - just because he really
ought to. (18 points)
3. Roman Polanski - does he think he will
finally get all those
virgins in the hereafter? And does he think he will be able to
re-enter the
4. Dan Gottlieb - no more
"Voices"
5. Dr. Robert Jarvik - that'll teach him
not to copy someone else's invention and claim it for his own!
6. the Rev.Al
Sharpton-croak SOON - real soon, please
7. Ed Koch - still gonna ask St.
Pete:"How my do'n?"
8. Bill Parcells - the BIG TUNA gets
harpooned
9. Bill Cosby - he still needs to
10.O.J.Simpson - Yes,
he REALLY needs to croak
River
rapper
Carl Dobson, aka Crazy Titch
Entrant 9
My Brother’s Reaper
18 POINTS
1. Jon Bauman-aka"Bowzer"-ShaNaNa
no more
2.
3. The DONALD- protruding lips, 'hot comb'
and/or wig got out-trumped
4. Dr. Joyce Brothers- used up her $64K
5. Dame Judi Dench- her time 'went by'
6. Frank Gifford (the ex-football player
and Scum husband of KathyLee)
7. Jean Harris- her time is now to reunite
w/ the diet doctor
8. Pernell Roberts - good cowboy who always wore
black (18 points)
9. Cloris Leachman- since Mary ain't going
yet, may as well be this broad
10.Don
Rickles------need I say more
River
Frank Agnello- son of Victoria Gotti
Entrant 10
Juggernauto 2010
36 POINTS
1. John Paul Stevens… finally the last
idiotic decision is on its way.
2. Barbara Hale.
Perry needs me Be Patient
3. Toni Morrison. PleasePleasePlease
4. Robert Byrd - Pork is GOOD.(18 points)
5.
6. Daniel Schorr - It's a conspiracy; I Think..!!! (18 points)
7. Maya Angelou. I Know Why The Fat Lady Sings
8.Louis
Farrakhan: Enough Already Just let Go
9.Ruth
Bader Ginsburg: Best Decision I
ever Made (10, 11)
10.Billy Graham....Yes
Jesus Loves Me (10, 11)
River
David Banda. I should have stayed home,
chasing lions!!!!!
Entrant 11
Morgue Mistress
1. Betty White
2. Billy
Graham (10, 11)
3. Ruth
Ginsberg (10, 11)
4. Jack
Lalanne (11, 15, 18)
5.George Steinbrenner(9 points) (11, 17)
6. Mickey
Rooney (11, 16, 17)
7.Bob Sheppard(9 points) (11, 15)
8. Nancy Reagan
9. John Glenn
10. Bob
Barker (11, 16)
River
Amy Winehouse (you'd think she would have
the decency to croak after being nominated so many times)
Entrant 12
Die Todesmacher
33 POINTS
1.Lena Horne (9 points) (2, 12)
2. Dolores Hope
3. Mitch Miller(6 points) (12, 15, 18)
4. Harry Morgan
5. Louis Jourdan
6. Kevin McCarthy(18 points)
7. Tony Martin
8. Celeste Holm
(4, 12)
9. Zsa Zsa Gabor
(12, 13)
10.
Steve Jobs (3, 12)
River
Haley Joel Osment
Entrant 13
The Fellowship of Fatality
18 POINTS
1.Gloria Stuart (9 points) (4 13))
3. John Wooden (9 points)
Entrant 14
Borg9
36 POINTS
1.
2. Muammar Abu Minyar
al-Gaddafi, Brotherly Leader and Guide of the Revolution
3.Umaru Yar’Adua, Nigerian President (18 points)
4. Richard Attenborough 5.Dennis Hopper(18 points)
6. Andy Rooney (1, 14) 7. Hutton Gibson 8. Robert Morganthau 9. John Astin 10. Morgana King Peaches Geldof Entrant 15 Jeeper Creeper 67 POINTS 1. John Wooden (9 points) 2. Steve Ballesteros (Invited
to join the "Eternal Tour") (15, 17) 3. Bob Sheppard (9 points)
River
4. Herman Wouk
(Wrote his own obituary...800 pages long) (15, 18)
5. Jack Lalanne
(Crunch this, pal) (11, 15, 18)
6. W. Willard Wirtz (Come put your "Labor" down) (18 points)
7. Mitch Miller (Sing Along with the Jeeper) (6 points)
8. Barbara
Billingsley (As Eddie Haskell would say, you look swell in that shroud, Mrs.
Cleaver) (18 points)
9. Ernie Harwell (9 points)
10.
Marty
River Phoenix Memorial pick:
Adam "Pacman" Jones (Rich, careless and stoopid)
Entrant 16
Hates Gumbi
1. Gabriel Garcia Marquez
2. Peggy Fleming
3. Fidel
Castro (1, 16)
4. Henry Kissinger
5. Elizabeth
Taylor (1, 16)
6. Bob
Barker (11, 16)
7. Phyllis
Diller (16, 18)
8. Mickey
Rooney (11, 16, 17)
9. Doris Day
10. Kirk
River phoenix Memorial Award:
waived
Entrant 17
THE ROASTER
27 POINTS
1.George Steinbrenner(9 points) (11, 17)
2. Pete
Doherty (a total shambles) (13, 17)
3. Mickey
Rooney (most memorable for that horrifying spectacle in Breakfast at
Tiffany’s) (11, 16, 17)
4. Oscar
Niemeyer (architect, did not invent a wiener) (13,
17)
5. Severiano
Ballestros (on the final green of life) (15, 17)
6. John Demjanjuk (finally, it’s his turn
at the death camp)
7.Elizabeth Edwards (18 points)
8. Steven
Tyler (dude looked like a lady) (7, 17)
9. Abdelbaset Ali Mohmed Al Megrahi (bombs
away)
10. Courtney
Love (start digging the Hole) (1, 7, 17)
River
Lindsay
Lohan (1, 17,18)
Entrant 18
ShockNAwe
6 POINTS
1. Ryan O’Neal
2. Herman
Wouk (15, 18)
3. Mitch
Miller
5. Mitch Miller(6 points) (12, 15, 18)
4. Annette Funicello
5. Art Linkletter (9 points)
6. Abigail Van Buren
7. Ann Francis
8. Jack
LaLane (11, 15,
18)
9. Phyllis
Diller (16, 18)
10. Jeff Conaway
RIVER
Lindsay
Lohan (1, 17, 18)
JEEPER CREEPER
(entrant 15)
THE USHER OF THE CRYPT
(entrant 5)
rough, the way your mother likes it, trebeck(entrant
4)
JUDGE CRATER(entrant
2)
and
JUGGERNAUTO 2010
(entrant 15)
and
BORG9
(entrant 14)
THE REMAINS OF THE GHOUL
(entrant 7)
and
THE ROASTER
(entrant 17)